Laptop User Gifts

'This is suppose to be progress.'

'Not that net!'

"My monthly screen time went up from 62 hours to ‘Holy #@!*’."

City Boy.

'Bring out yer books!'

'I keep very close touch with the office in case things are running too smoothly without me.'

"I am not a workaholic. I just work to relax."

'Is this the new input device?'

'Not just my homework - The dog chewed up my whole LAPTOP!'

'Read any good Apps lately?'

'Thanks for the book, dad. Now I can reach my computer!'

"I have an app for that."

Thank God It's Friday.

'The 'Business Man's Lunch?' The chicken salad comes served in a laptop.'

"According to this tracking app, he's somewhere between Knick Knack and Paddy Whack."

People who work-from-home, annual get together.

"Brat"

'But we just fed the meter for another hour.'

'When I was told our new computer was going to be state of the art, no one mentioned it was state of the art in 1954.'

A sign outside a bookstore reads: "Meet the people in the bookstore cafe staring at their laptops 2-4 p.m."

Zoom Wedding

"Ever since I started reading the newspaper online, he's been bringing me my laptop."

"Hey, I'll download them to my tablet too."

'We'll have Bubba here check to see if we've idiot-proofed your computer.'

"My new laptop may be a little too light. A moth flew by and the wind from its wings knocked it off my desk."

"I need an apartment just big enough for a laptop, a coffee cup, and me."

'The reports were right...he's using tools!'

'I've never eaten here. I come for the broadband.'

'I just e-mailed you, 'good night,' but it got bounced back, so, good night.'

"I'm binge working tonight."

'Ms. Haskell, as we transition to paperless, do you think I should carry a briefcase or laptop...or both?'

The internet, an open window to the world right in your living room...