Laptop Enthusiasts Gifts

'Not that net!'

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

'Congratulations! You've just downloaded a baby boy.'

'A religious zealot denounces a toaster for working on the Sabbath'

'I keep very close touch with the office in case things are running too smoothly without me.'

City Boy.

Check your universal remote control at the door.

So I guess the moral of Hansel and Gretel is always carry your cell phone!

"I am not a workaholic. I just work to relax."

'Good night, Dear. Text me if you need anything.'

"I have to rest. The 'check engine' light on my activity tracker just came on."

"Well what does the GPS say?"

'Not just my homework - The dog chewed up my whole LAPTOP!'

'Mom! This high resolution screen makes it seem like you're really outdoors!'

'Dad! Dad! Dad!!. . . We lost our signal.'

The Evolution Of Man.

'Thanks for the book, dad. Now I can reach my computer!'

Nerdy man wagging his finger.

'NO, it DOESN'T come on DISC!'

Technological Dependence.

The paperless office sign covered in post-it notes

"I neeeeeeed neeeeeeed neeeeeeed my iPhone!"

"Don't blame me for the grade, blame Google's algorithms."

'You know, you can do this all online now.'

'I'm pretty sure I have a Ph.D. I think one came bundled with my new computer.'

'It's one of our new technology rings, it allows you to download karats.'

"Do you know Lincoln's Gettysburg Address?"

INTERNET MARRIAGE.

"Honey, this is serious, we need to text."