Laptop Enthusiasts Gifts

'Not that net!'

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

'I went to my boss and demanded the fruits of my labor. He gave me a Blackberry.'

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

'Congratulations! You've just downloaded a baby boy.'

'A religious zealot denounces a toaster for working on the Sabbath'

My new laptop is nicer than your new laptop. I'm not going to get into a competition about whose new laptop is nicer. The one I replaced is nicer than the one you replaced. Stop it.

'I keep very close touch with the office in case things are running too smoothly without me.'

City Boy.

So I guess the moral of Hansel and Gretel is always carry your cell phone!

Check your universal remote control at the door.

"I am not a workaholic. I just work to relax."

'Good night, Dear. Text me if you need anything.'

'Not just my homework - The dog chewed up my whole LAPTOP!'

'Mom! This high resolution screen makes it seem like you're really outdoors!'

Internet.

"Well what does the GPS say?"

"I have to rest. The 'check engine' light on my activity tracker just came on."

'Dad! Dad! Dad!!. . . We lost our signal.'

The Evolution Of Man.

'Thanks for the book, dad. Now I can reach my computer!'

Magnet School. A "magnet school"? Won't that mess up the computers?

"I neeeeeeed neeeeeeed neeeeeeed my iPhone!"

Nerdy man wagging his finger.

The paperless office sign covered in post-it notes

'NO, it DOESN'T come on DISC!'

"He says he's sure this isn't Wildwood. Did you put batteries in the GPS?"

"Don't blame me for the grade, blame Google's algorithms."

Technological Dependence.

'You know, you can do this all online now.'

'I'm pretty sure I have a Ph.D. I think one came bundled with my new computer.'

'It's one of our new technology rings, it allows you to download karats.'

INTERNET MARRIAGE.

"Honey, this is serious, we need to text."