Laptop Aficionado Gifts

'I thought I was your lap-top!'

'What are you staring at? You have free wi fi here, don't you?'

"I wasn't getting any work done at home, so I thought I'd try somewhere hot, bright and uncomfortable."

"Okay, I got your stuff ordered. I work remotely now."

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

'Not that net!'

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

City Boy.

Cellphone Islands

'I keep very close touch with the office in case things are running too smoothly without me.'

US v.s. Tech Giants

"I am not a workaholic. I just work to relax."

Terry had a computer bug.

"The smart toaster is down, and it took our wifi, security cameras, and entertainment systems with it."

'Not just my homework - The dog chewed up my whole LAPTOP!'

'You're using 14' nails on a 2' door? This is definitely a case where bigger is not better.'

'Thanks for the book, dad. Now I can reach my computer!'

'New Game'

Twister:Rural Social Networking

1 Only Smart Hammer Instructions

'It's new from British Telecom...a telephone ignoring machine.'

'Those enormous worldwide internet communities.'

Sally and Doug had met online and were proving to be very compatible...

Robot walking pet robot

"'C' is for free CONTENT!"

"I love the fact that you're a computer genius, Erwin. I just don't like fact that you look like one."

'I'd like to leave my pacemaker to the medical institute, my artificial lung to the research center, my false teeth to the dental clinic, my dacron arteries...'

Bot Art: After Andy Warhol

Canine Technology

"It's a GPS for busy executive mom. It tells you if your coming or going and when you'll get there!"

"You think you have problems? My entire wing command was just destroyed."