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'Not that net!'

Out and In.

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

'Bring out yer books!'

My new laptop is nicer than your new laptop. I'm not going to get into a competition about whose new laptop is nicer. The one I replaced is nicer than the one you replaced. Stop it.

Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed.

"My monthly screen time went up from 62 hours to ‘Holy #@!*’."

City Boy.

'I keep very close touch with the office in case things are running too smoothly without me.'

"Textin’"

"I am not a workaholic. I just work to relax."

'Not just my homework - The dog chewed up my whole LAPTOP!'

'Read any good Apps lately?'

'Thanks for the book, dad. Now I can reach my computer!'

My phone is synced with my tablet, my tablet is synced with my laptop ... but none of them are synced with me."

'This is suppose to be progress.'

"Lori, I can’t talk right now — I’m right in the middle of updating my dog’s Facebook page."

'This is your idea of hitting the local hotspots?'

Man from refuse department says: 'We'll send you a new wheelie bin, Mrs Trubshaw, there's really no need to 'orchestrate a mass Twitter campaign'.'

'Turns out it was J K Rowling, in the drawing room, with a laptop.'

'I've crunched the numbers and you can afford to increase my allowance by 15.5%.'

Thank God It's Friday.

'A loaf of bread, a jug of wine, a CD player, a laptop computer, a cordless phone and thou.'

'The 'Business Man's Lunch?' The chicken salad comes served in a laptop.'

"Pie chart"

Of course we're faster and more powerful now. I just think we commanded more respect when we filled an entire room.

'But we just fed the meter for another hour.'

A sign outside a bookstore reads: "Meet the people in the bookstore cafe staring at their laptops 2-4 p.m."

Zoom Wedding

"Ever since I started reading the newspaper online, he's been bringing me my laptop."

"Hey, I'll download them to my tablet too."

Some days Ted's head would get stuck for hours.

"My new laptop may be a little too light. A moth flew by and the wind from its wings knocked it off my desk."

"I need an apartment just big enough for a laptop, a coffee cup, and me."