Laptops Gifts

'Flipping the remote and clicking the mouse are his low-impact aerobics.'

My phone is synced with my tablet, my tablet is synced with my laptop ... but none of them are synced with me."

'Help! Tech-gadgeted myself into poverty!'

'This is your idea of hitting the local hotspots?'

'Though he was computer literate, Gus lacked the single prerequisite for owning a laptop'

TV and man

Pounding speeds up the computer.

'You forget, I'm a blackbelt in powerpoint.'

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

The Computer Bore

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

Online form - Submit.

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

'Not that net!'

'I'm Jeremy's father. I'm a computer consultant and I'm unemployed.'

"Technology isn't making me smarter. It's allowing me to be dumb, faster."

'First you forget logarithms. Then you forget how to do long division. Then the multiplication table begins to go...'

The Googler

Right click for yes...

"I imagined the Library of Congress would be much bigger."

Robotic Man

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

"I didn't complain, when you crashed the computer."

'Here's MY information highway!'

Evolution.

'What we've got here is a failure to communicate.'

'...and in 1/100000 of a second, it can compound the programmer's error 87,500 times.'

'You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it while I was in the womb.'

'Who changed the password to 'arf'?'

Multi-tasking.

"Miss Rogers told me I have a personal 'cloud' to store knowledge in."

"Quick, Lassie, go get I.T.!"

"In the old days, we had to constantly feed the screensaver."