Computers Gifts

"On the Internet, nobody knows you're a dog."

'Well, this looks like the spot where your bandwidth is getting all clogged up.'

"For Father's Day, I'm giving my dad an hour of free tech support."

"I think we're named after computer passwords."

It was after her third failed attempt at deciphering the captcha that Rachel began to suspect...

"It's guaranteed for the life of the product which, obviously, ended when it broke."

'According to Einstein' theory, if we move the computer real fast, we can go back in time and recover the files you accidentally lost.'

'We've simplified the control to 2 buttons - snooze and panic.'

'Gone phishing.'

"C'mon, time to get up and stare at your devices all day."

"Go ahead. Click on 'I Am Not A Robot.' I dare you."

'Visit my website.'

"Don't read it! He's phishing."

The Dilemma of Computer Support Terminology vs. Layman Terminology: 'Okay, I've put it in the recycle bin, now what?'

"I design retinal-controlled destination-mapping interfaces for self-driving transportation, but not in the traditional sense."

STRIP Hambone: Using Tippex on a monitor

"In return for an increase in my allowance, I can offer you free unlimited in-home computer tech support."

"It's free, but they sell your information."

"I just feel fortunate to live in a world with so much disinformation at my fingertips."

"Now, that's more ergonomic..."

'Well, this certainly explains much of the company's missing data. Who else thought the 'DEL' key on their computer was for delegating work?'

'You're pretty new to cloud storage aren't you?'

'You don't have to worry about my future any more- I just downloaded an entire college education.'

'Well, I told you not to open that attachment!'

"That's not what it says on the Web."

Computer neck.

'Wow! I've got one from someone I know!'

Evolution.

"Hi..just ringing to see if you got my e-mail?"

'On the left, this year's reading scores. On the right, the same data digitally enhanced.'

"You may want to look into getting a better cybersecurity system. I don't think that sign will be enough."

I can be upgraded, can you?

"Now I have to change my dog's name so I can remember my new password."

"The bunny did not get the job because the bunny is cute. The bunny got the job because the bunny knows WordPerfect."

'Funny, really. They always click on 'install' without reading the license agreement.'