Computers Mugs

'Well, this looks like the spot where your bandwidth is getting all clogged up.'

"For Father's Day, I'm giving my dad an hour of free tech support."

"I think we're named after computer passwords."

It was after her third failed attempt at deciphering the captcha that Rachel began to suspect...

"It's guaranteed for the life of the product which, obviously, ended when it broke."

'We've simplified the control to 2 buttons - snooze and panic.'

"C'mon, time to get up and stare at your devices all day."

'Gone phishing.'

"Don't read it! He's phishing."

"Go ahead. Click on 'I Am Not A Robot.' I dare you."

'Visit my website.'

The Dilemma of Computer Support Terminology vs. Layman Terminology: 'Okay, I've put it in the recycle bin, now what?'

"I design retinal-controlled destination-mapping interfaces for self-driving transportation, but not in the traditional sense."

STRIP Hambone: Using Tippex on a monitor

"In return for an increase in my allowance, I can offer you free unlimited in-home computer tech support."

"It's free, but they sell your information."

"I just feel fortunate to live in a world with so much disinformation at my fingertips."

"Now, that's more ergonomic..."

'Well, this certainly explains much of the company's missing data. Who else thought the 'DEL' key on their computer was for delegating work?'

'You're pretty new to cloud storage aren't you?'

'You don't have to worry about my future any more- I just downloaded an entire college education.'

'Well, I told you not to open that attachment!'

"That's not what it says on the Web."

Computer neck.

'Wow! I've got one from someone I know!'

Evolution.

'On the left, this year's reading scores. On the right, the same data digitally enhanced.'

"Hi..just ringing to see if you got my e-mail?"

"You may want to look into getting a better cybersecurity system. I don't think that sign will be enough."

I can be upgraded, can you?

'Funny, really. They always click on 'install' without reading the license agreement.'

"Now I have to change my dog's name so I can remember my new password."

"The bunny did not get the job because the bunny is cute. The bunny got the job because the bunny knows WordPerfect."

'I have the MRI scan of your brain. The right hemisphere is clogged with computer passwords.'

Due to recent technological advances, everything I taught you about computers is no longer valid.'