Computer Systems Mugs

'It's come to my notice, Simpson, that YOU'RE the glitch in the system.'

"Is this to make me feel bad for not getting you that laptop?"

Pounding speeds up the computer.

'You forget, I'm a blackbelt in powerpoint.'

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

Computer Room.

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

The Computer Bore

Online form - Submit.

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

'My name's Google and I'm being inundated with requests for information about every damn thing imaginable, by people I don't even know...It's endless!'

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

'I'm Jeremy's father. I'm a computer consultant and I'm unemployed.'

"Technology isn't making me smarter. It's allowing me to be dumb, faster."

Out and In.

'Looks like your cash cow just got diverted to the slaughterhouse.'

"I've just been offered a job sorting out the Y1K bug.."

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

The DaVinci Code

"The report is clear that cyber crime is on the increase, it's a worry."

'First you forget logarithms. Then you forget how to do long division. Then the multiplication table begins to go...'

Moses on the web

Right click for yes...

"He's taught himself work-life balance."

"Now that's what I call customer service!"

The Googler

'Sorry, suffering from burnout return in a week.'

'Here's MY information highway!'

Olivia just hacked into the boy scouts' site and sold them 30,000 boxes of cookies.

The Life of Pi

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."