Computer Systems Mugs

'It's come to my notice, Simpson, that YOU'RE the glitch in the system.'

"Is this to make me feel bad for not getting you that laptop?"

Pounding speeds up the computer.

'You forget, I'm a blackbelt in powerpoint.'

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

Computer Room.

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

The Computer Bore

Online form - Submit.

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

'I'm Jeremy's father. I'm a computer consultant and I'm unemployed.'

"Technology isn't making me smarter. It's allowing me to be dumb, faster."

Out and In.

The DaVinci Code

"I've just been offered a job sorting out the Y1K bug.."

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

'Looks like your cash cow just got diverted to the slaughterhouse.'

"The report is clear that cyber crime is on the increase, it's a worry."

'First you forget logarithms. Then you forget how to do long division. Then the multiplication table begins to go...'

"Now that's what I call customer service!"

"He's taught himself work-life balance."

The Googler

Right click for yes...

Moses on the web

Robotic Man

"I didn't complain, when you crashed the computer."

'Sorry, suffering from burnout return in a week.'

'Here's MY information highway!'

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."