Information Systems Mugs

"Whatever happened to common sense?"

"I like that one. Has a certain ring to it."

"I imagined the Library of Congress would be much bigger."

'You know too much,'

'Office Woofers. For the quiet and obnoxious boss.'

'What's wrong with our new shed? Nothing - I'm sat out here guarding it.'

"Our new information management system has just worked out where we wasted most money last year. . . It was on the new information management system."

"And with the optional remote you make all these little lights go off and on really quickly." You can have an IT system with all the latest bells and whistles...or you could have one that WORKS

"Useless information"

Kid arrives with CCTV camera, saying: 'It followed me home, can we keep it?'

'The question is - to what level of data do we wish to stoop.'

Catalogue of little books.

Man Plugged Into His Stereo.

'It's come to my notice, Simpson, that YOU'RE the glitch in the system.'

'This is a job for a consultant.'

"This is System One and I am holding the beta for System Two."

Big Bang Boulevard

Fear and Loathing in Hi-Fi Land.

'What an execrable day. I got drenched in a Wiki leak and buried in a document dump.'

Megabyte Information Processing Center.

"I think retrieving the info from that harddrive might be a little tricky."

Information about information about information about information.

It was her last day so Mary decided to find out something that had bugged her for years: what the button with the skull & crossbones was for.

The weightless office.

'If someone sent an email and the National Security Agency did not spy on it, would it still be an email?'

BMA criticises 'Black Hole' of NHS IT spending

"I'll need all the information you can find on why I need so much information."

"Stop! Information overload. I need to rebuffer."

'It just doesn't get any beta than this.'

'That book is still floating around the system.'

Automation of Security

Cool 3-D screen.

"We remain reasonably confident that once we nail down the little network problem we're having, all Hell will be able to break loose according to the modified schedule, which, unfortunately, is in a file we can't seem to locate right now."