Information Systems Prints

"Whatever happened to common sense?"

"I like that one. Has a certain ring to it."

'My name's Google and I'm being inundated with requests for information about every damn thing imaginable, by people I don't even know...It's endless!'

"I imagined the Library of Congress would be much bigger."

'You know too much,'

'Office Woofers. For the quiet and obnoxious boss.'

'What's wrong with our new shed? Nothing - I'm sat out here guarding it.'

"Our new information management system has just worked out where we wasted most money last year. . . It was on the new information management system."

"And with the optional remote you make all these little lights go off and on really quickly." You can have an IT system with all the latest bells and whistles...or you could have one that WORKS

"Useless information"

Kid arrives with CCTV camera, saying: 'It followed me home, can we keep it?'

'The question is - to what level of data do we wish to stoop.'

'It's come to my notice, Simpson, that YOU'RE the glitch in the system.'

Man Plugged Into His Stereo.

Catalogue of little books.

'This is a job for a consultant.'

Fear and Loathing in Hi-Fi Land.

'What an execrable day. I got drenched in a Wiki leak and buried in a document dump.'

"This is System One and I am holding the beta for System Two."

Big Bang Boulevard

Megabyte Information Processing Center.

"I think retrieving the info from that harddrive might be a little tricky."

Information about information about information about information.

It was her last day so Mary decided to find out something that had bugged her for years: what the button with the skull & crossbones was for.

BMA criticises 'Black Hole' of NHS IT spending

The Economy of Ideas

"You bought a 1964 Chevy ragtop Impala?!"

The weightless office.

'If someone sent an email and the National Security Agency did not spy on it, would it still be an email?'

"Stop! Information overload. I need to rebuffer."

'His debugging skills are exceptional.'

'It just doesn't get any beta than this.'

"I'll need all the information you can find on why I need so much information."

Automation of Security

'That book is still floating around the system.'