Information Processing Prints

Department of Pure Speculation.

"Stop! Information overload. I need to rebuffer."

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

"I imagined the Library of Congress would be much bigger."

'You know too much,'

Man: 'How cute. He must like the movement.' Cat: 'There are some challenging themes here but little or no dramatic resonance.'

Woman holds report: 'This has so many different fonts in it, I thougt it was a ransom note.'

"Our new information management system has just worked out where we wasted most money last year. . . It was on the new information management system."

"Useless information"

'The question is - to what level of data do we wish to stoop.'

Catalogue of little books.

"Looks like our days at the think tank are numbered."

'Never trust emails. You can't shred them.'

Thinking with the left side of the brain/Thinking with what's left of your brain.

'This is a job for a consultant.'

Big Bang Boulevard

'What an execrable day. I got drenched in a Wiki leak and buried in a document dump.'

"Our intelligencia said we will be outnumbered 100 to one, but that we can hope it's only fake news."

Megabyte Information Processing Center.

It was her last day so Mary decided to find out something that had bugged her for years: what the button with the skull & crossbones was for.

"What do I do - I'm a mouse pilot, like everybody else."

"Hacking and eavesdropping are my top skills. I guess you could say I'm a good listener."

A planet like ours - pub quiz dolphin

Information about information about information about information.

'As I see it, it's a toss-up between a Belgian data processing machine and an American electronic computer.'

'If someone sent an email and the National Security Agency did not spy on it, would it still be an email?'

The weightless office.

Graph to find your IQ

Footballer kicking his own brain.

The power of the brain

Bee Chess

"I'll need all the information you can find on why I need so much information."

'What I appreciate even more than its remarkable speed and accuracy are the words of understanding and compassion I get from it.'