Information Processing Gifts

Department of Pure Speculation.

"Stop! Information overload. I need to rebuffer."

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

'My name's Google and I'm being inundated with requests for information about every damn thing imaginable, by people I don't even know...It's endless!'

"I imagined the Library of Congress would be much bigger."

'You know too much,'

Man: 'How cute. He must like the movement.' Cat: 'There are some challenging themes here but little or no dramatic resonance.'

Woman holds report: 'This has so many different fonts in it, I thougt it was a ransom note.'

"Our new information management system has just worked out where we wasted most money last year. . . It was on the new information management system."

"Useless information"

'The question is - to what level of data do we wish to stoop.'

"Looks like our days at the think tank are numbered."

Catalogue of little books.

'Never trust emails. You can't shred them.'

Thinking with the left side of the brain/Thinking with what's left of your brain.

'This is a job for a consultant.'

'What an execrable day. I got drenched in a Wiki leak and buried in a document dump.'

"Our intelligencia said we will be outnumbered 100 to one, but that we can hope it's only fake news."

Big Bang Boulevard

Megabyte Information Processing Center.

It was her last day so Mary decided to find out something that had bugged her for years: what the button with the skull & crossbones was for.

Information about information about information about information.

"What do I do - I'm a mouse pilot, like everybody else."

A planet like ours - pub quiz dolphin

"Hacking and eavesdropping are my top skills. I guess you could say I'm a good listener."

The power of the brain

The weightless office.

Graph to find your IQ

'As I see it, it's a toss-up between a Belgian data processing machine and an American electronic computer.'

CIA. Office of Disinformation. Please Use Other Door.

Bee Chess

Footballer kicking his own brain.

The Economy of Ideas

'If someone sent an email and the National Security Agency did not spy on it, would it still be an email?'

'What I appreciate even more than its remarkable speed and accuracy are the words of understanding and compassion I get from it.'