Information Specialist Gifts

Information booth closed: The worst part was that no one could tell them why.

The Information Barn: Everything You Wanted To Know At Rock Bottom Prices

Megabyte Information Processing Center.

'Why are you telling me all this? We don't need any more.'

"I'll need all the information you can find on why I need so much information."

Information booth consisting of internet search engines

Kiosks: Information...Know It- All.

The source of gossip.

'This is the 'Bear with me' I keep mentioning when I'm on the phone.'

'You know too much,'

"'The Invisible Man...?' Sorry Sir, I can't seem

'I'm trying to keep up with the times.'

'Can you spare me a few minutes?'

'It's quiet... Too quiet.'

Catalogue of little books.

Information. 2nd. Opinion.

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

"Is he talking yet? I was hoping he could help me with my new phone."

'I have a plan 'B' but that's also dependent on a working projector bulb.'

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

21st century water cooler conversations.

Out and In.

"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!"

"Sorry, we've found an app that's better at being you than you!"

Santa sits in front of computers with naughty data and nice data screens.

The Googler

'Here's MY information highway!'

"I imagined the Library of Congress would be much bigger."

"I need a deeper access to his brain. Only google has the records."

'What we've got here is a failure to communicate.'

40 Days without an on-the-job conversation.