Information Specialist T-Shirts

'Have you tried Googling that?'

Information booth closed: The worst part was that no one could tell them why.

The Information Barn: Everything You Wanted To Know At Rock Bottom Prices

Megabyte Information Processing Center.

'Why are you telling me all this? We don't need any more.'

"I'll need all the information you can find on why I need so much information."

Information booth consisting of internet search engines

Kiosks: Information...Know It- All.

Librarian replaced by Google.

The source of gossip.

'This is the 'Bear with me' I keep mentioning when I'm on the phone.'

'You know too much,'

"'The Invisible Man...?' Sorry Sir, I can't seem

'I'm trying to keep up with the times.'

'Can you spare me a few minutes?'

'It's quiet... Too quiet.'

'My name's Google and I'm being inundated with requests for information about every damn thing imaginable, by people I don't even know...It's endless!'

Catalogue of little books.

Information. 2nd. Opinion.

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

"Is he talking yet? I was hoping he could help me with my new phone."

'I have a plan 'B' but that's also dependent on a working projector bulb.'

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

21st century water cooler conversations.

Out and In.

"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!"

"Sorry, we've found an app that's better at being you than you!"

Santa sits in front of computers with naughty data and nice data screens.

The Googler

"I need a deeper access to his brain. Only google has the records."

Olivia just hacked into the boy scouts' site and sold them 30,000 boxes of cookies.