"I'd just like to know how these crazy rumors get started."
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"Him?... You're always telling me to find alternative ways to backup my data!"
'What route are your security guards taking to the bank today?'
'We're out of duct tape.'
'My name's Google and I'm being inundated with requests for information about every damn thing imaginable, by people I don't even know...It's endless!'
"The report is clear that cyber crime is on the increase, it's a worry."
'Who changed the password to 'arf'?'
'You know too much,'
"Always remember, sweetheart, that when the service is free, YOU'RE the product!"
"My hackers just collapsed your country's economy."
'We subpoenaed all of 'Mr. Big's' electronic messages. They're in morse code.'
"Does anyone know anything about spyware?"
"I see you've security marked your property."
Minority Report
"On a positive note, he's not our boss. He's the guy who stole our boss's identity."
"You work well without supervision? Fat chance of that happening in here!"
'From an aesthetic perspective, it has heart, beauty and intrigue, but is it a viable process design?'
"Of course, if they ever start to suspect all their TVs are watching them back, we may have problems."
Shaped Much Different: Vietnam and Afghanistan.
Catalogue of little books.
AI Safety Officer
Watchdog on Holiday
Nuclear Security Summit
'What an execrable day. I got drenched in a Wiki leak and buried in a document dump.'
"With the fortune we have spent in technology, informers and spies around the world, how is it possible that you still haven't found where the heck is Wally?"
Statue of Security
Megabyte Information Processing Center.
"I think retrieving the info from that harddrive might be a little tricky."
Big finger print trying to forge a cheque but he can't.
"We've updated our privacy policy...it's so private we can't even tell you."
Information about information about information about information.
Forgot your locker combination? Let Sammy the weasel pick it open for you!
The Ayatollah Bomb?
The Costs Of Doing War.
"That does it! ISIS is defeated."
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