Information Security Specialist Pillows

"I'd just like to know how these crazy rumors get started."

"Him?... You're always telling me to find alternative ways to backup my data!"

'What route are your security guards taking to the bank today?'

'We're out of duct tape.'

"The report is clear that cyber crime is on the increase, it's a worry."

'You know too much,'

'Who changed the password to 'arf'?'

"Always remember, sweetheart, that when the service is free, YOU'RE the product!"

"My hackers just collapsed your country's economy."

'We subpoenaed all of 'Mr. Big's' electronic messages. They're in morse code.'

"Does anyone know anything about spyware?"

"I see you've security marked your property."

"You work well without supervision? Fat chance of that happening in here!"

'From an aesthetic perspective, it has heart, beauty and intrigue, but is it a viable process design?'

"Of course, if they ever start to suspect all their TVs are watching them back, we may have problems."

Shaped Much Different: Vietnam and Afghanistan.

AI Safety Officer

Catalogue of little books.

Nuclear Security Summit

Watchdog on Holiday

"With the fortune we have spent in technology, informers and spies around the world, how is it possible that you still haven't found where the heck is Wally?"

Statue of Security

'What an execrable day. I got drenched in a Wiki leak and buried in a document dump.'

Megabyte Information Processing Center.

"I think retrieving the info from that harddrive might be a little tricky."

Big finger print trying to forge a cheque but he can't.

"We've updated our privacy policy...it's so private we can't even tell you."

Information about information about information about information.

The Costs Of Doing War.

"That does it! ISIS is defeated."

The Ayatollah Bomb?

'Do you hear someone shouting at us?'

NSA - 'Start Leakin'.'

'Airbag safety feature.'