Internet Security Specialist Pillows

'That's odd, that site verified my age by having me type in all my credit card information.'

'To sped up our sandbox compliance issues I've called in a couple of sandbox experts.'

'This is terrible Hackers can get through my firewall and customers can't get through my CAPCHA's,'

Peep-A-Boo Spyware: 'Your Privacy is Our Eminent Domain!'

"Don't believe everything you see online."

'It appears to be a hacker's virus.'

'Heavens! I've never seen anyone with so many pin numbers.'

At the Captcha creators headquarters

'Hey buddy, why don't you get a life? Hahaha.'

Lying Online.

What security flaw?

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

The Anti-Agent

"The report is clear that cyber crime is on the increase, it's a worry."

'Who changed the password to 'arf'?'

"Always remember, sweetheart, that when the service is free, YOU'RE the product!"

Password Error: Snow White and the seven dwarfs not recognised as eight characters.

"My hackers just collapsed your country's economy."

"That's odd. I visited an antibacterial soap website, and my computer got a virus."

Dad Trophies

"Don’t you eyeball me, Ed! That’s right, look down at the table. Only technicians who remember to back up the data can look at me! And if you start to cry I will fire you!"

"No, Mother, I don't think Julian Assange is going to leak your recipe for fruitcake."

"Check the setting. I'm sure the CIA isn't hacking into our appliances just to burn your toast."

"You work well without supervision? Fat chance of that happening in here!"

'Hey, what happened to my cookies?'

'Mark my word, Walters, this is no ordinary virus.'

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

"Of course, if they ever start to suspect all their TVs are watching them back, we may have problems."

Shaped Much Different: Vietnam and Afghanistan.

"Looks like Brandon got caught with his hand in the password jar."

"Careful! He knows computers."

"It's a fantastic computer! It's so old that none of today's hackers know how to hack it!"

'...And, from what I understand, they don't have any hard drive at all.'

"Don't deny it. You only wanted me for my metadata."

Roger Buffle Jr. supplies his father with yet another computer password.