Internet Safety Specialists Pillows

I'm teaching my kid how to stay safe online.

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

The Anti-Agent

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"The report is clear that cyber crime is on the increase, it's a worry."

Password Error: Snow White and the seven dwarfs not recognised as eight characters.

"That's odd. I visited an antibacterial soap website, and my computer got a virus."

'We subpoenaed all of 'Mr. Big's' electronic messages. They're in morse code.'

"Don’t you eyeball me, Ed! That’s right, look down at the table. Only technicians who remember to back up the data can look at me! And if you start to cry I will fire you!"

"No, Mother, I don't think Julian Assange is going to leak your recipe for fruitcake."

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"Check the setting. I'm sure the CIA isn't hacking into our appliances just to burn your toast."

"Well the good news is that we did save a little money by not investing in cyber crime protection...."

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

'Mark my word, Walters, this is no ordinary virus.'

'Hey, what happened to my cookies?'

"It's a fantastic computer! It's so old that none of today's hackers know how to hack it!"

"Don't deny it. You only wanted me for my metadata."

'...And, from what I understand, they don't have any hard drive at all.'

"Looks like Brandon got caught with his hand in the password jar."

"Careful! He knows computers."

Roger Buffle Jr. supplies his father with yet another computer password.

"Thanks for considering me for the job as head of cybersecurity, but I already hacked into your network and gave myself the job."

'You know, you can do this all online now.'

"So who is this First pet?"

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'Kumor's responsible for all the computer passwords, so the boss had him encrypted.'

"Honey, are we watching TV or is it watching us?"

'Maybe a firewall isn't enough to protect our computer from worms and viruses. That's why I additionally installed this fence!'

'Well look, here come the hackers!'

"....and then it turned out that the e-mail I ignored that I got from the Nigerian bank offering me £200 million was REAL!"