Internet Safety Advocates Pillows

"I realize some of your friends have them, but you cannot have a webcam in your room."

"Dear Santa, This Christmas please send clothes for all those poor naked girls on daddy's computer. Love, Veronica"

Hate Platforms

"The report is clear that cyber crime is on the increase, it's a worry."

"Well the good news is that we did save a little money by not investing in cyber crime protection...."

"Looks like Brandon got caught with his hand in the password jar."

"My Twitter account isn't too interesting. It's mostly just a bunch of threats."

"You have been specially selected to upload your bank details. Offer ends midnight."

"Please enter the last 4 digits of your SSN...or enter all 9. They're all over the dark web."

Mobile phone damage to children.

USA 2030

"Tonight, Daddy's going to teach you how to stay save on the internet."

The Government is now following you...

"Didn't anyone ever warn you about opening an e-mail from someone you don't know?"

Your computer is not fully protected...

"It's 'She's driving me crazy and I'm not sure whom to turn to.' "

The Dangers of Social Media

To insure Rodney's safe websurfing, Thelma sets her own parental controls.

"Rexie was just a click away from securing his owner a risk-free, high return investment, and a tummy rub for himself..."

"We don't need a digital security guard. Hackers don't actually come to our house."

"Hey honey, I found this great article about protecting kids from social media on Facebook!"

"Holding an open contest on social media and announcing the winner may not be the most secure way to pick a password."

"He opened his email and saw the attachment from an unknown source. His hand slowly reached to click on the paper clip. He had no idea what horror awaited him. . ."

'This is Mr. Uhmatungha, he knows how to protect computers from even the worst hacker and virus attacks.'

'He's spending a lot of time online. I hope he's not being groomed.'

I'm teaching my kid how to stay safe online.

"Clean your browser history, mate?"

"Millions at risk from identity theft - good thing I'm safe."

Perpetrator of a daring daylight illegal electronic transfer of funds fleeing the scene of the crime.

Facebookdead

'You need a better password. Everybody will be able to guess you password as 'woof'.'

Net Granny

Uh, oh .... My report card went viral.

"Would you believe it, that pensions liberation plan was just an on-line scam..."

'Give me the name of your first girlfriend, first car, and first pet!'