Online Safety Advocate Pillows

"Well the good news is that we did save a little money by not investing in cyber crime protection...."

'Give me the name of your first girlfriend, first car, and first pet!'

'Cindy Actually Paid Attention During the Class Session on Safe Computing.' A kid standing in front of a computer camera says, 'You're crazy if you think I'm going to show you my appendectomy scar.

Dark forces from internet attack you!

'Whenever I get on the Information Superhighway, somebody FLASHES me.'

"Now customers must prove they're not robots by checking the boxes of people making deposits."

"The report is clear that cyber crime is on the increase, it's a worry."

"Looks like Brandon got caught with his hand in the password jar."

"My Twitter account isn't too interesting. It's mostly just a bunch of threats."

"You have been specially selected to upload your bank details. Offer ends midnight."

"Dear Santa, This Christmas please send clothes for all those poor naked girls on daddy's computer. Love, Veronica"

Mobile phone damage to children.

"Please enter the last 4 digits of your SSN...or enter all 9. They're all over the dark web."

"It's 'She's driving me crazy and I'm not sure whom to turn to.' "

Your computer is not fully protected...

"We don't need a digital security guard. Hackers don't actually come to our house."

"When I was young, we made statements using signs and marches!"

"Hey honey, I found this great article about protecting kids from social media on Facebook!"

To insure Rodney's safe websurfing, Thelma sets her own parental controls.

"Holding an open contest on social media and announcing the winner may not be the most secure way to pick a password."

"Rexie was just a click away from securing his owner a risk-free, high return investment, and a tummy rub for himself..."

The Dangers of Social Media

'He's spending a lot of time online. I hope he's not being groomed.'

I'm teaching my kid how to stay safe online.

"Clean your browser history, mate?"

Perpetrator of a daring daylight illegal electronic transfer of funds fleeing the scene of the crime.

'You need a better password. Everybody will be able to guess you password as 'woof'.'

"I warned him being online was dangerous."

Cyber Sexual Harassment

Fortunately there are still some honest social media profiles...

'Unfortunately Bill Didn't Pay Attention During the Class Session on Safe Computing.' A kid not realizing an old geezer is the person he's chatting with on the computer says, 'Wow, this gamer has to be the coolest kid on the planet.'

"Would you believe it, that pensions liberation plan was just an on-line scam..."

'Be careful! It could be a phishing mail!'

"I realize some of your friends have them, but you cannot have a webcam in your room."

"Before you go through the gates of heaven think back to the early days of the internet. Did you ever visit or post anything homophobic, racist or sexist? Tell me now or I will find out."