Internet Advocate Pillows

'It looks like a sad individual hunched over a computer, but apparently it's people power.'

"I applied for the right to be forgotten."

Cuban Internet

"Everyone at Megadrug is committed to the benefits of spoken therapies, which is why we developed 'nitrazone' to enhance the experience."

"The report is clear that cyber crime is on the increase, it's a worry."

"Well the good news is that we did save a little money by not investing in cyber crime protection...."

Mr. Briggs' Pleasures of Housekeeping, part 1

'They never let you forget that your intellectual property belongs to them.'

"Dear Santa, This Christmas please send clothes for all those poor naked girls on daddy's computer. Love, Veronica"

'David, can't you speak for yourself?'

Net Neutrality

"It's 'She's driving me crazy and I'm not sure whom to turn to.' "

"Hey honey, I found this great article about protecting kids from social media on Facebook!"

"Holding an open contest on social media and announcing the winner may not be the most secure way to pick a password."

"When I was young, we made statements using signs and marches!"

"You say you know at last where you made the wrong turn in your life. You never told me you made a wrong turn in your life."

'He's spending a lot of time online. I hope he's not being groomed.'

Why god isn't listening...

"Clean your browser history, mate?"

Perpetrator of a daring daylight illegal electronic transfer of funds fleeing the scene of the crime.

'You need a better password. Everybody will be able to guess you password as 'woof'.'

'Give me the name of your first girlfriend, first car, and first pet!'

"I realize some of your friends have them, but you cannot have a webcam in your room."

"What do you mean 'Get her to stop'?...Your baby's a human being and she already has things she wants to tell you. Crying is the only language she knows. Just hold her tell her 'I hear you'...and grow a thicker skin! Baby tears aren't little grenades, loser!"

'You need to be more accessible to your employees... so you'll need to get rid of the moat.'

"It's just the virtue signal - unfortunately, it doesn't do much."

Ask Me about my Break from Social Media

'Don't act too adorable...we'll be half naked on the internet before we even know what privacy is!'

"Pssst! Wanna buy back your browser history?"

'We're sorry. Your answer to your secret question was incorrect. Your bank account has therefore been erased from our banking system.'

'Whenever I get on the Information Superhighway, somebody FLASHES me.'

"Is there something you'd like to talk about, Gerald?"

"I told you we need the internet. We can't organize a revolution with sticky notes!"