Internet Safety Supporter Pillows

"Hey honey, I found this great article about protecting kids from social media on Facebook!"

Hate Platforms

"The report is clear that cyber crime is on the increase, it's a worry."

"Well the good news is that we did save a little money by not investing in cyber crime protection...."

"Looks like Brandon got caught with his hand in the password jar."

"My Twitter account isn't too interesting. It's mostly just a bunch of threats."

"You have been specially selected to upload your bank details. Offer ends midnight."

USA 2030

'Computer crime seems to be on the rise.'

"Dear Santa, This Christmas please send clothes for all those poor naked girls on daddy's computer. Love, Veronica"

"Please enter the last 4 digits of your SSN...or enter all 9. They're all over the dark web."

"Tonight, Daddy's going to teach you how to stay save on the internet."

The Government is now following you...

"Didn't anyone ever warn you about opening an e-mail from someone you don't know?"

"It's 'She's driving me crazy and I'm not sure whom to turn to.' "

Your computer is not fully protected...

To insure Rodney's safe websurfing, Thelma sets her own parental controls.

"Holding an open contest on social media and announcing the winner may not be the most secure way to pick a password."

"Rexie was just a click away from securing his owner a risk-free, high return investment, and a tummy rub for himself..."

The Dangers of Social Media

"We don't need a digital security guard. Hackers don't actually come to our house."

"He opened his email and saw the attachment from an unknown source. His hand slowly reached to click on the paper clip. He had no idea what horror awaited him. . ."

'I think your firewall is turned up too high!'

'This is Mr. Uhmatungha, he knows how to protect computers from even the worst hacker and virus attacks.'

"Clean your browser history, mate?"

'He's spending a lot of time online. I hope he's not being groomed.'

I'm teaching my kid how to stay safe online.

"Millions at risk from identity theft - good thing I'm safe."

Perpetrator of a daring daylight illegal electronic transfer of funds fleeing the scene of the crime.

Facebookdead

"Password-sharing?! I only agreed to exchange vows...No one said anything about exchanging passwords!"

'You need a better password. Everybody will be able to guess you password as 'woof'.'

"I warned him being online was dangerous."

Net Granny

"Would you believe it, that pensions liberation plan was just an on-line scam..."