Internet Safety Crusader Pillows

"I'm here to protect your data!"

"The report is clear that cyber crime is on the increase, it's a worry."

"Well the good news is that we did save a little money by not investing in cyber crime protection...."

"My Twitter account isn't too interesting. It's mostly just a bunch of threats."

Robot Robber

"You have been specially selected to upload your bank details. Offer ends midnight."

"Please enter the last 4 digits of your SSN...or enter all 9. They're all over the dark web."

"Dear Santa, This Christmas please send clothes for all those poor naked girls on daddy's computer. Love, Veronica"

"It's 'She's driving me crazy and I'm not sure whom to turn to.' "

"Holding an open contest on social media and announcing the winner may not be the most secure way to pick a password."

"Hey honey, I found this great article about protecting kids from social media on Facebook!"

"Clean your browser history, mate?"

'Geek computer hackers wouldn't have survived a week at MY West Point!'

'He's spending a lot of time online. I hope he's not being groomed.'

Perpetrator of a daring daylight illegal electronic transfer of funds fleeing the scene of the crime.

'You need a better password. Everybody will be able to guess you password as 'woof'.'

"I warned him being online was dangerous."

'Give me the name of your first girlfriend, first car, and first pet!'

'Unfortunately Bill Didn't Pay Attention During the Class Session on Safe Computing.' A kid not realizing an old geezer is the person he's chatting with on the computer says, 'Wow, this gamer has to be the coolest kid on the planet.'

Every day Fred had to make sure he was properly prepared for his job as a social media moderator.

"I realize some of your friends have them, but you cannot have a webcam in your room."

"And just like that, Facebook is giving us ads for used cars, optometrists and couples counselling."

"If you send these people $50 they'll tell you how to make money online."

Internet supervision.

'Whenever I get on the Information Superhighway, somebody FLASHES me.'

'We need to add an eleventh - 'thou shalt not spam.'

Cyber War

'We're sorry. Your answer to your secret question was incorrect. Your bank account has therefore been erased from our banking system.'

This computer has been free of hasty, online-purchases for 37 minutes.

"Pssst! Wanna buy back your browser history?"

'Don't act too adorable...we'll be half naked on the internet before we even know what privacy is!'

"If you send these people $50 they;ll show you how to make money off the net!"