Advocate For Online Safety Pillows

I must never post links to nude pictures of my teacher. I must never post links....

"The report is clear that cyber crime is on the increase, it's a worry."

"Well the good news is that we did save a little money by not investing in cyber crime protection...."

"Looks like Brandon got caught with his hand in the password jar."

"You have been specially selected to upload your bank details. Offer ends midnight."

Mobile phone damage to children.

A Failiure to Communicate

"Dear Santa, This Christmas please send clothes for all those poor naked girls on daddy's computer. Love, Veronica"

"Please enter the last 4 digits of your SSN...or enter all 9. They're all over the dark web."

The Government is now following you...

"It's 'She's driving me crazy and I'm not sure whom to turn to.' "

Your computer is not fully protected...

The Dangers of Social Media

"Rexie was just a click away from securing his owner a risk-free, high return investment, and a tummy rub for himself..."

"We don't need a digital security guard. Hackers don't actually come to our house."

'I see that you have two sisters and like the beatles, I predict that you will graduate in 2012,,,'

To insure Rodney's safe websurfing, Thelma sets her own parental controls.

"Hey honey, I found this great article about protecting kids from social media on Facebook!"

"Holding an open contest on social media and announcing the winner may not be the most secure way to pick a password."

"His last wish was that we delete his browsing history."

We respect your privacy, which is why we make it so hard for you to keep...I'm Ok with that.

I'm teaching my kid how to stay safe online.

'He's spending a lot of time online. I hope he's not being groomed.'

"Clean your browser history, mate?"

Perpetrator of a daring daylight illegal electronic transfer of funds fleeing the scene of the crime.

'You need a better password. Everybody will be able to guess you password as 'woof'.'

"I warned him being online was dangerous."

"Economy is going gangbusters but the horses are still spooked by the way social media collects their data and sells it to unnamed third parties."

'Give me the name of your first girlfriend, first car, and first pet!'

'Unfortunately Bill Didn't Pay Attention During the Class Session on Safe Computing.' A kid not realizing an old geezer is the person he's chatting with on the computer says, 'Wow, this gamer has to be the coolest kid on the planet.'

Cyber Sexual Harassment

"Would you believe it, that pensions liberation plan was just an on-line scam..."

"I realize some of your friends have them, but you cannot have a webcam in your room."

"All ok. Wait, let's see what google remembers..."

'What do you mean they are monitoring Internet use?'