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Child Protection

"The report is clear that cyber crime is on the increase, it's a worry."

"Well the good news is that we did save a little money by not investing in cyber crime protection...."

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"Tell me when it's all cyber warfare, and I'll enlist!"

"Dear Santa, This Christmas please send clothes for all those poor naked girls on daddy's computer. Love, Veronica"

Mobile phone damage to children.

'...This summit may be recorded for NSA training purposes!'

"What happened to the good old days when people just breached contracts?'

"Hey honey, I found this great article about protecting kids from social media on Facebook!"

"Holding an open contest on social media and announcing the winner may not be the most secure way to pick a password."

'I see that you have two sisters and like the beatles, I predict that you will graduate in 2012,,,'

'He's spending a lot of time online. I hope he's not being groomed.'

"His last wish was that we delete his browsing history."

We only asked him to switch off his mobile and he seems to have shut down completely,

Perpetrator of a daring daylight illegal electronic transfer of funds fleeing the scene of the crime.

'You need a better password. Everybody will be able to guess you password as 'woof'.'

'Give me the name of your first girlfriend, first car, and first pet!'

I NEVER accept cookies...

"Economy is going gangbusters but the horses are still spooked by the way social media collects their data and sells it to unnamed third parties."

"My mommy's passwords are stronger than your mommy's passwords."

'Unfortunately Bill Didn't Pay Attention During the Class Session on Safe Computing.' A kid not realizing an old geezer is the person he's chatting with on the computer says, 'Wow, this gamer has to be the coolest kid on the planet.'

'What do you mean they are monitoring Internet use?'

Trolling on social media

"I realize some of your friends have them, but you cannot have a webcam in your room."

Every day Fred had to make sure he was properly prepared for his job as a social media moderator.

"Are my test results in yet?" "Yes, you can see them on my website!"

'Of course I'm insecure. I store vital computer information in a cloud.'

Internet supervision.

"I don't know why we need a qr code when all they have on the menu is dog food."

'Whenever I get on the Information Superhighway, somebody FLASHES me.'