Digital Defense Advocate Pillows

"Tell me when it's all cyber warfare, and I'll enlist!"

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

"The report is clear that cyber crime is on the increase, it's a worry."

"Twitter is back! Hurry, hurry, get yer free speech here!"

Privacy - Surveillance

Spammatic blaster - gun to shoot pop-up ads.

'Maybe a firewall isn't enough to protect our computer from worms and viruses. That's why I additionally installed this fence!'

'Well look, here come the hackers!'

"Hack back with all you've got!"

Social media and censorship...

"These targeted ads are getting out of hand."

"I want one that detects intrusions by hackers, then blows their computers to bits!"

"That didn't work either! I'm telling you, this is one AGGRESSIVE virus!"

Big Brother.

"That guys is stealing my data!"

"Are you sure you updated the anti-virus software?"

Diner is served

"According to national law you're innocent but national law counts less than. . ."

"I'm not worried about identity theft. Who'd want to be me?"

"I don't think I can be truly happy unless I have more passwords."

Bob soon began to hate his new anti-spam software.

'These computer viruses are getting more and more powerful.'

"Hi, I'm the new IT-security-expert! Where is your server room? I want to see if I can overcome your firewall!"

Spam.

"With all the cybercrimes corporate had to bring in a new guy, Supergeek."

Cyberwarfare

I'd rather be phishing.

"The tricky bit is finding some UK infrastructure that's working to switch it off."

Mobile phone damage to children.

'Well, I told you not to open that attachment!'

"What happened to the good old days when people just breached contracts?'

Computer virus

"No, I'm not able to transplant your computer's antivirus software into your body. Try washing your hands more often."