Digital Defense Strategist Pillows

Computer Crimes

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

"The report is clear that cyber crime is on the increase, it's a worry."

"I can always tell when Philip is working on family finances. A 'cursor' appears on both sides of the computer screen."

Eldrow

That's What Happens

"Well the good news is that we did save a little money by not investing in cyber crime protection...."

Privacy - Surveillance

Spammatic blaster - gun to shoot pop-up ads.

"And lastly, for my infinite perseverance, self-control and fortitude, I'd like to thank the Internet trolls."

'Maybe a firewall isn't enough to protect our computer from worms and viruses. That's why I additionally installed this fence!'

'Jeff is a tackle on his online college football team.'

'Well look, here come the hackers!'

"Hack back with all you've got!"

"These targeted ads are getting out of hand."

Internet Cafe.

"Get used to verifications. In the court of the internet, you are presumed a robot until proven otherwise."

Things that go beep in the night.

"I want one that detects intrusions by hackers, then blows their computers to bits!"

"Have you got any arguments why the world should trust in US policy?"

"I'm being punished. I have to stay out of Wi-Fi range for an hour."

"That didn't work either! I'm telling you, this is one AGGRESSIVE virus!"

We have to stop surprising each other.

"Are you sure you updated the anti-virus software?"

"I don't think I can be truly happy unless I have more passwords."

Bob soon began to hate his new anti-spam software.

'Please pay attention. Pretend I'm a movie on your phone.'

"I'm recommending more video games. I'm worried about his hand eye coordination."

Weapons of War Through the Ages.

"Tell me when it's all cyber warfare, and I'll enlist!"

'It is now safe to kick and swear at your computer'

The Thing That Won't Leave

I'd rather be phishing.

"The tricky bit is finding some UK infrastructure that's working to switch it off."

'These computer viruses are getting more and more powerful.'