Digital Strategists Pillows

'Our war plan is simple, we point the cursor at whichever of Saddam's palaces we wish to destroy.'

"Oh, Jeff, you swore this wasn't a podcast."

"This is Blackjack, come in Yahtzee."

"I can always tell when Philip is working on family finances. A 'cursor' appears on both sides of the computer screen."

"I've given up on the novel. There's more money in writing inspirational memes."

"Hack back with all you've got!"

"Get used to verifications. In the court of the internet, you are presumed a robot until proven otherwise."

"I'm recommending more video games. I'm worried about his hand eye coordination."

"Tell me when it's all cyber warfare, and I'll enlist!"

"I'm suffering the unbearable loneliness of being right on the internet."

After paying the IT consultants we didn't have enough left for proper laptops!

"According to our eye tracking studies,either nobody is looking at the content on our site, or all the participants have lazy eye."

"I'm ready to play Hide and go Seek."

Digital Marketing

"Hi, I designed this Sim Game and I'm checking on staff morale."

"Surely, checking the baby monitor doesn't count toward your screen time."

"Ms Hathaway, I need to test my mettle. Find someone on social media who thinks they can bully me."

'This is Thompson, he'll be getting your tea department online and working on it's global brand.'

Church Sign Asks If You Are Prepared for Digital Conversion.

Armed Forces: We are need in of computer hackers to handle our cyber warfare defenses.

'Now that we're an E-business, maybe we should buy a computer.'

'Good. Now just click on 'play'...'

'I prefer old fashion email messages. I can always deny I ever got them.'

'No partnership, but you can be on my Twitter list.'

'You don't have to embrace social media for your business, but you should at least shake hands with it.'

Modern Warfare

"You all know General Petersen from I.T."

"I reviewed your Social Media Strategy. I don't follow it, I don't heart it and I want you to #tryharder!"

Computer Crimes

"I'm having all unwanted emails go to an Uncle Spam folder."

"Let's talk about this later, like sometime I'm not here."

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