Digital Strategist Pillows

"I'm recommending more video games. I'm worried about his hand eye coordination."

"Tell me when it's all cyber warfare, and I'll enlist!"

"According to our eye tracking studies,either nobody is looking at the content on our site, or all the participants have lazy eye."

'We weren't compatible. I'm all Facebook while he's so Myspace.'

"I reviewed your Social Media Strategy. I don't follow it, I don't heart it and I want you to #tryharder!"

'Help! Sold everything on eBay...and then lost the profits playing online poker!'

'This manual should help you navigate our site.'

"What this law firm needs is an app that can tweak the law in our favor."

'Crowd Source'

'Now that we're an E-business, maybe we should buy a computer.'

"I'm having all unwanted emails go to an Uncle Spam folder."

'I see a mobile compatible website as a solution to your advertising and promotion concerns.'

US army with Twitter missile

Skiving in the toilets

Tweet duel.

Modern Warfare

Eldrow

'The threat level of losing this client is red.'

'I found a way to get him to do his homework. . .'

"And this is where we troll all our competitors on social media."

Battle Plan.

"Get used to verifications. In the court of the internet, you are presumed a robot until proven otherwise."

"Hi, I designed this Sim Game and I'm checking on staff morale."

'If you want to keep up with technology, Senator, you need a reelection platform in 140 characters or less.'

'You don't have to embrace social media for your business, but you should at least shake hands with it.'

'Our latest business analysis best practices came from the Twitosphere, via the blogoshphere, just south of the webosphere.'

'No partnership, but you can be on my Twitter list.'

'I prefer old fashion email messages. I can always deny I ever got them.'

'Excuse me, would you like some tips on video marketing?'

You want to play internet Scrabble? Right. But that's where I draw the line. I will not waste time with that stupid email, or internet surfing or blobbing. Blogging. that too. I just want to use the internet to crush other people with my superior vocabulary. Then brag about your vocabulary on a blob. I'll leave the flanning to you. Flamin.

The computer was bad enough, but now my phone can beat me at chess.

Hey Rudy, you've been in there for over an hour. You ok in there? I think I'm dying here. What? D'you need me to call 911? I don

"I can always tell when Philip is working on family finances. A 'cursor' appears on both sides of the computer screen."

"Hack back with all you've got!"

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'