Digital Strategist Pillows

"I'm recommending more video games. I'm worried about his hand eye coordination."

"Tell me when it's all cyber warfare, and I'll enlist!"

"According to our eye tracking studies,either nobody is looking at the content on our site, or all the participants have lazy eye."

"I reviewed your Social Media Strategy. I don't follow it, I don't heart it and I want you to #tryharder!"

'This manual should help you navigate our site.'

"What this law firm needs is an app that can tweak the law in our favor."

'Now that we're an E-business, maybe we should buy a computer.'

"I'm having all unwanted emails go to an Uncle Spam folder."

'I see a mobile compatible website as a solution to your advertising and promotion concerns.'

US army with Twitter missile

Skiving in the toilets

Tweet duel.

Modern Warfare

'The threat level of losing this client is red.'

"And this is where we troll all our competitors on social media."

Battle Plan.

"Get used to verifications. In the court of the internet, you are presumed a robot until proven otherwise."

"Hi, I designed this Sim Game and I'm checking on staff morale."

'If you want to keep up with technology, Senator, you need a reelection platform in 140 characters or less.'

'You don't have to embrace social media for your business, but you should at least shake hands with it.'

'No partnership, but you can be on my Twitter list.'

'I prefer old fashion email messages. I can always deny I ever got them.'

'Excuse me, would you like some tips on video marketing?'

"I can always tell when Philip is working on family finances. A 'cursor' appears on both sides of the computer screen."

"Hack back with all you've got!"

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

Obsession with the Internet.

"Analysts warn that computerization of the villages won't give the expected results!"

"I've given up on the novel. There's more money in writing inspirational memes."

'See here, Flanigan ? what's this I hear about you going over my head to the computer?'

'Things just haven't been the same around here since people starting saving files in the cloud.'

Cyberwarfare

"Not family. We prefer 'Brand'."

Paperless office.

"I'm suffering the unbearable loneliness of being right on the internet."