Digital Marketing Strategist Pillows

Digital Marketing

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

Lynching on social media

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

"Greetings, I'm the bluebird of dank memes."

Online form - Submit.

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

"Would you say that the sales projections in your 3 year plan are realistic?"

"I don't post selfies because I don't want people to feel better or worse about their looks."

"You know, there are other emojis."

"#Win!"

Likes: $2.

'I think I know what the problem is!'

'Homepage Sweet Homepage'

"It's OK to close tabs. Just click on it. Once you realize that you don't need that many open, it'll get easier. You can do this!"

"I can always tell when Philip is working on family finances. A 'cursor' appears on both sides of the computer screen."

"Listen to this: 'Technology reduces the time we spend on a given task, but increases the number of tasks we're expected to do.' Sounds like a no-win situation to me!"

'Kroft, Kroft, Kroft...to thine own demographic be true!'

I should probably get out more.

A secretary at a desk with a nameplate the says Dot Com.

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

'Our little guy is busy with homework, or if we're lucky, some sort of social network start-up.'

"Lazy? I've been social-networking my ass off."

"The video of you eating my $700 John Varvatos got 300 'likes.'"

Person with eyes focused on a computer screen.

"It's not an actual hotdog, but digital ownership in a picture of an actual hotdog."

Man doing a search on a computer

"I'm trying to Google what I was thinking about twenty minutes ago!"