Digital Marketing Strategist Mugs

Digital Marketing

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

Lynching on social media

"Greetings, I'm the bluebird of dank memes."

Online form - Submit.

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

"Would you say that the sales projections in your 3 year plan are realistic?"

CEO with SEO

"I don't post selfies because I don't want people to feel better or worse about their looks."

"#Win!"

Likes: $2.

"You know, there are other emojis."

'Got to admit,as far as mission statements go, it's pretty damn bold.'

'Homepage Sweet Homepage'

'I think I know what the problem is!'

Eldrow

"Listen to this: 'Technology reduces the time we spend on a given task, but increases the number of tasks we're expected to do.' Sounds like a no-win situation to me!"

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

"I can always tell when Philip is working on family finances. A 'cursor' appears on both sides of the computer screen."

I should probably get out more.

A secretary at a desk with a nameplate the says Dot Com.

'Kroft, Kroft, Kroft...to thine own demographic be true!'

"It's OK to close tabs. Just click on it. Once you realize that you don't need that many open, it'll get easier. You can do this!"

'Our little guy is busy with homework, or if we're lucky, some sort of social network start-up.'

"Lazy? I've been social-networking my ass off."

"Sorry, website closed for lunch."

"The video of you eating my $700 John Varvatos got 300 'likes.'"

"It's not an actual hotdog, but digital ownership in a picture of an actual hotdog."

"I'm trying to Google what I was thinking about twenty minutes ago!"

Internet.

Person with eyes focused on a computer screen.

"I'll have you know that, '#dirtylitterbox' is trending on Twitter."

"I'd like to TikTok your offer and get comments before saying yes or no."