Digital Marketing Specialist Pillows

"Opportunity came knocking once, but I missed it. I was expecting a tweet."

Social Networks.

The Pay-Per-Click Concept is Born

Facebook snake

"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

Lynching on social media

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

"Greetings, I'm the bluebird of dank memes."

Online form - Submit.

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

This Message Has No Content

"I don't post selfies because I don't want people to feel better or worse about their looks."

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

"You know, there are other emojis."

Likes: $2.

"Oh, Jeff, you swore this wasn't a podcast."

Networking

'Homepage Sweet Homepage'

"I can always tell when Philip is working on family finances. A 'cursor' appears on both sides of the computer screen."

"It's OK to close tabs. Just click on it. Once you realize that you don't need that many open, it'll get easier. You can do this!"

'Which sounds better: 'now with MORE XZ100' or 'now with LESS XZ100'?'

"Remember Mr. Cockbundle is not just a 'customer', he is an important source of valuable and readily marketable data."

I should probably get out more.

A secretary at a desk with a nameplate the says Dot Com.

"Lazy? I've been social-networking my ass off."

Connected to Technology.

"The video of you eating my $700 John Varvatos got 300 'likes.'"

Lies/Damned Lies/Social Media

Person with eyes focused on a computer screen.

"It's not an actual hotdog, but digital ownership in a picture of an actual hotdog."

Man doing a search on a computer

"I'm trying to Google what I was thinking about twenty minutes ago!"

'I have a homepage, therefore I am.'