Direct Marketing Specialist Pillows

Add some personality to their workspace or home with pillows that celebrate the art of direct marketing. Cozy, fun, and cleverly themed, they make fantastic desk or lounge accessories.

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'Ok, the mailing list didn't work well, but do we have to burn it?'

'Ok, the mailing list didn't work well, but do we have to burn it?' mockup

'Ok, the mailing list didn't work well, but do we have to burn it?'

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"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?" mockup

"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

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"Remember the golden rule: more buzzwords, less real words."

"Remember the golden rule: more buzzwords, less real words." mockup

"Remember the golden rule: more buzzwords, less real words."

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The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

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"And need I remind you, the 'art of the deal' is the lifeblood of this company."

"And need I remind you, the 'art of the deal' is the lifeblood of this company." mockup

"And need I remind you, the 'art of the deal' is the lifeblood of this company."

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Lynching on social media

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"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag." mockup

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

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"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic." mockup

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

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The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now." mockup

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

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'I think you are taking this elevator pitch way too literally'.

'I think you are taking this elevator pitch way too literally'. mockup

'I think you are taking this elevator pitch way too literally'.

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"Greetings, I'm the bluebird of dank memes."

"Greetings, I'm the bluebird of dank memes." mockup

"Greetings, I'm the bluebird of dank memes."

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'I should not that the cherry and whipped cream were an afterthought created by our graphics dept.'

'I should not that the cherry and whipped cream were an afterthought created by our graphics dept.' mockup

'I should not that the cherry and whipped cream were an afterthought created by our graphics dept.'

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Online form - Submit.

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"No, I didn't steal your content. I just have your content's doppleganger."

"No, I didn't steal your content. I just have your content's doppleganger." mockup

"No, I didn't steal your content. I just have your content's doppleganger."

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'3 Second Loading Zone.'

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"How's everybody doing? I'm not boring you, am I?"

"How's everybody doing? I'm not boring you, am I?" mockup

"How's everybody doing? I'm not boring you, am I?"

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"And isn't it time we replaced the worn-out, meaningless cliches in our mission statement with some dazzlingly new meaningless cliches?"

"And isn't it time we replaced the worn-out, meaningless cliches in our mission statement with some dazzlingly new meaningless cliches?" mockup

"And isn't it time we replaced the worn-out, meaningless cliches in our mission statement with some dazzlingly new meaningless cliches?"

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Apples for sale

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ACME INDUSTRIES NEW PRODUCTS DIVISION, 'The best part is, it can repossess itself!'

ACME INDUSTRIES NEW PRODUCTS DIVISION, 'The best part is, it can repossess itself!' mockup

ACME INDUSTRIES NEW PRODUCTS DIVISION, 'The best part is, it can repossess itself!'

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Team Leader

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"Would you say that the sales projections in your 3 year plan are realistic?"

"Would you say that the sales projections in your 3 year plan are realistic?" mockup

"Would you say that the sales projections in your 3 year plan are realistic?"

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This Message Has No Content

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Go team!

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"I don't post selfies because I don't want people to feel better or worse about their looks."

"I don't post selfies because I don't want people to feel better or worse about their looks." mockup

"I don't post selfies because I don't want people to feel better or worse about their looks."

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'Asynchronous, collaborative, interactive - we're obviously on a roll.'

'Asynchronous, collaborative, interactive - we're obviously on a roll.' mockup

'Asynchronous, collaborative, interactive - we're obviously on a roll.'

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'I guess every team needs a creative renegade.'

'I guess every team needs a creative renegade.' mockup

'I guess every team needs a creative renegade.'

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'We haven't improved quality, but we've made it easier to return.'

'We haven't improved quality, but we've made it easier to return.' mockup

'We haven't improved quality, but we've made it easier to return.'

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"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp." mockup

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

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"You know, there are other emojis." mockup

"You know, there are other emojis."

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"Oh, Jeff, you swore this wasn't a podcast."

"Oh, Jeff, you swore this wasn't a podcast." mockup

"Oh, Jeff, you swore this wasn't a podcast."

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Likes: $2.

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"#Win!"

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It would be a painful forty five minutes before Arthur finally admitted he left his presentation at home.

It would be a painful forty five minutes before Arthur finally admitted he left his presentation at home. mockup

It would be a painful forty five minutes before Arthur finally admitted he left his presentation at home.

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"You're a strong, virile stallion of a man, Randy. Has anyone ever told you that?"

"You're a strong, virile stallion of a man, Randy. Has anyone ever told you that?" mockup

"You're a strong, virile stallion of a man, Randy. Has anyone ever told you that?"

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Direct Marketing Specialist Pillows Collection

Direct Marketing Specialist Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs perfect for any direct marketing specialist—funny, clever, and suited for their busy mornings.

Direct Marketing Specialist Prints

Find inspiring and humorous prints that celebrate the craft of direct marketing—ideal for decorating their office or studio.

Direct Marketing Specialist T-Shirts

Browse our witty t-shirts designed for direct marketing experts—great for showing off their profession with a humorous touch.