Direct Marketing Specialist Prints

'Ok, the mailing list didn't work well, but do we have to burn it?'

"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

"Remember the golden rule: more buzzwords, less real words."

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

"And need I remind you, the 'art of the deal' is the lifeblood of this company."

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

Lynching on social media

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

'I think you are taking this elevator pitch way too literally'.

'I should not that the cherry and whipped cream were an afterthought created by our graphics dept.'

"Greetings, I'm the bluebird of dank memes."

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"No, I didn't steal your content. I just have your content's doppleganger."

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

"How's everybody doing? I'm not boring you, am I?"

Apples for sale

"And isn't it time we replaced the worn-out, meaningless cliches in our mission statement with some dazzlingly new meaningless cliches?"

ACME INDUSTRIES NEW PRODUCTS DIVISION, 'The best part is, it can repossess itself!'

Team Leader

"Would you say that the sales projections in your 3 year plan are realistic?"

CEO with SEO

Go team!

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"I don't post selfies because I don't want people to feel better or worse about their looks."

'Asynchronous, collaborative, interactive - we're obviously on a roll.'

'We haven't improved quality, but we've made it easier to return.'

'I guess every team needs a creative renegade.'

"You know, there are other emojis."

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

"You're a strong, virile stallion of a man, Randy. Has anyone ever told you that?"

Likes: $2.

"#Win!"

"Oh, Jeff, you swore this wasn't a podcast."

It would be a painful forty five minutes before Arthur finally admitted he left his presentation at home.