Digital Marketers Prints

"Before we decide that SEO is dead, can someone tell me what SEO is?"

"The Curse of the robot followers: At first, Rob was thrilled with the all the attention and followers."

Print Suicide

Whenever I'm feeling lonely, I just turn off my ad blocker.

Online articles are fine, but I miss being annoyed by the fragrance sample cards in print magazines.

Benedict XVI joins 'Facebook' and instructs his clergy to use all forms of modern technology to reach a wider audience.

Baby Born with a QR code

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

Lynching on social media

"Greetings, I'm the bluebird of dank memes."

Online form - Submit.

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

"I don't post selfies because I don't want people to feel better or worse about their looks."

CEO with SEO

Likes: $2.

"You know, there are other emojis."

'Homepage Sweet Homepage'

Eldrow

"It's OK to close tabs. Just click on it. Once you realize that you don't need that many open, it'll get easier. You can do this!"

"I can always tell when Philip is working on family finances. A 'cursor' appears on both sides of the computer screen."

I should probably get out more.

A secretary at a desk with a nameplate the says Dot Com.

"Lazy? I've been social-networking my ass off."

"Sorry, website closed for lunch."

Person with eyes focused on a computer screen.

"I'll have you know that, '#dirtylitterbox' is trending on Twitter."

"It's not an actual hotdog, but digital ownership in a picture of an actual hotdog."

"The video of you eating my $700 John Varvatos got 300 'likes.'"

Lies/Damned Lies/Social Media

"I'm trying to Google what I was thinking about twenty minutes ago!"

Man doing a search on a computer

Connected to Technology.

Internet.