Digital Marketers Gifts

"Before we decide that SEO is dead, can someone tell me what SEO is?"

"The Curse of the robot followers: At first, Rob was thrilled with the all the attention and followers."

Baby Born with a QR code

Lynching on social media

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

"Greetings, I'm the bluebird of dank memes."

Online form - Submit.

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

"I don't post selfies because I don't want people to feel better or worse about their looks."

"You know, there are other emojis."

Likes: $2.

'Homepage Sweet Homepage'

"I can always tell when Philip is working on family finances. A 'cursor' appears on both sides of the computer screen."

"It's OK to close tabs. Just click on it. Once you realize that you don't need that many open, it'll get easier. You can do this!"

A secretary at a desk with a nameplate the says Dot Com.

I should probably get out more.

"Lazy? I've been social-networking my ass off."

Connected to Technology.

Lies/Damned Lies/Social Media

Person with eyes focused on a computer screen.

"The video of you eating my $700 John Varvatos got 300 'likes.'"

"It's not an actual hotdog, but digital ownership in a picture of an actual hotdog."

Man doing a search on a computer

"I'm trying to Google what I was thinking about twenty minutes ago!"

'I have a homepage, therefore I am.'

"That newspaper has been showing up ever since you started reading the news online. I think it feels betrayed."

"Twitter is back! Hurry, hurry, get yer free speech here!"

'The ten commandments have all been reduced to tweets.'

Kid is 'Born to Text'.

'I love this street...it's so real man...'