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'Honey, look how cute...The kids have started their own little business.'

Man celebrates his Google ranking.

'I believe his website just moved up a place on Google.'

"Our social media statistics show us that people don't want our product. The want videos of cats."

"Well on the upside, we get a highly personalized experience."

"When it comes to online marketing, I'm puzzled."

"Can you keep a secret?"

'I mean, how totally lame is this? Just as the marketing for our new video game was about to go viral, the Center for Disease Control shut us down!'

'It's like I told you, Grog, content is king.'

'Just like the website, lots of visitors, few conversions.'

"Before we decide that SEO is dead, can someone tell me what SEO is?"

"The Curse of the robot followers: At first, Rob was thrilled with the all the attention and followers."

'He's disappointed because he heard that site had a high bounce rate, so he thought it had a lot of cleavage.'

'You don't like my metatags?' - 'All you've done is written 'bananas' four hundred times.'

"Where should we target our advertising dollars? "Hold on, I'm checking my website."

'To improve my online presence, I put a picture of Brad Pitt on my site instead of myself.'

'Sanders, our numbers on google are slipping, let's pump up the keywords.'

"I have the new list of approved tweets."

'Welcome to my web site.'

"Holy cats. I finally sold something."

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"Mr Piper, after a comprehensive study of your social media data I think we have a clear definition of your core audience."

"My life is one unending pop-up ad."

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"That's the trouble with cute kittens - they attract a lot of traffic."

"'Bait and Switch' is old school. We specialize in 'Bait and Click.'"

He's just discovereed that our £450,000 blog rebuttal campaign was directed against a 12 year old in swindon using his mum's computer.

'You're all set. I've uploaded time release tweets to your mobile device.'

'Something that'll get me googled,'

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Copywriter's blank paper compared to the gridded screen of a content provider.