Digital Marketer Gifts

"I used to call people, then I got into e-mailing, then texting, and now I just ignore everyone."

'Visit my website.'

'I have a homepage, therefore I am.'

Online form - Submit.

'Yeah, very impressive - but can you improve my website's Search Engine Ranking?'

Content Street Vendor

"I'm not wasting my life online - I'm building my brand."

"The greatest advance of the digital era has been the rebranding of narcissism as sharing."

"Well, if it's any consolation, your social media makes it looks like you're absolutely thriving."

"That's what I love about social media. I can have connections with thousands of people and yet still be completely isolated and alone."

Father: 'Breaking news! Newspapers are planning to put all their stories about newspapers using paywalls, behind a paywall'. Daughter: 'What's a newspaper?'

'Honey, look how cute...The kids have started their own little business.'

"Ya, right. Who needs a web presence. I'll just compete in the global economy from here."

Alas, Hansel and Gretel had left a digital trail...

Man celebrates his Google ranking.

'After being on my site all day, it's nice to see some traffic.'

"We don't communicate any more..."

Computer sales: we now offer libel insurance for bloggers.

"Our records show that you unsubscribed to our company's e-newsletter. We need to have a little talk."

Congratulations You Have Been Selected to Receive a Free Gift Card

'Wow! I've got one from someone I know!'

"Does she mean LOL funny or LOL strange?"

'I believe his website just moved up a place on Google.'

"The other five require a subscription to read."

"I feel like everybody's podcasting and nobody's podlistening."

"Our social media statistics show us that people don't want our product. The want videos of cats."

'I like the way you walk the walk and talk the talk, but we want someone to blog the blog!'

"Do you think we're using the right key word?"

Broadband is Near

Data at landfill

"Auto reply: I am dead and will have limited access to e-mail."

"I'm not gonna take my grievances to the street anymore, but I sure will take them to Facebook!"

Man about to enter a maze with a arrow saying 'Internet' with the world at its center

'Why is my site always the caboose on every search engine?'

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