"Our social media statistics show us that people don't want our product. The want videos of cats."
Digital Marketing Enthusiast Prints
Decorate their workspace or home with prints designed for the digital marketing enthusiast. Bold, witty, and inspiring—these artworks celebrate their passion for the digital world.
"Okay, deal! I'll go on your podcast and you go on mine, and we cross-promote."
Lynching on social media
The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."
"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."
"Greetings, I'm the bluebird of dank memes."
Online form - Submit.
'3 Second Loading Zone.'
"I don't post selfies because I don't want people to feel better or worse about their looks."
CEO with SEO
Likes: $2.
"You know, there are other emojis."
'Homepage Sweet Homepage'
Graduates on their phones
A secretary at a desk with a nameplate the says Dot Com.
I should probably get out more.
"It's OK to close tabs. Just click on it. Once you realize that you don't need that many open, it'll get easier. You can do this!"
"Lazy? I've been social-networking my ass off."
"Sorry, website closed for lunch."
"The video of you eating my $700 John Varvatos got 300 'likes.'"
Connected to Technology.
"I'm trying to Google what I was thinking about twenty minutes ago!"
"I'll have you know that, '#dirtylitterbox' is trending on Twitter."
Lies/Damned Lies/Social Media
Man doing a search on a computer
Internet.
Person with eyes focused on a computer screen.
"It's not an actual hotdog, but digital ownership in a picture of an actual hotdog."
'I have a homepage, therefore I am.'
"That newspaper has been showing up ever since you started reading the news online. I think it feels betrayed."
Kid is 'Born to Text'.
Spammatic blaster - gun to shoot pop-up ads.
Sale. To do this job you just need to follow the old adage and "dance like nobody's watching"!
"Twitter is back! Hurry, hurry, get yer free speech here!"
'The ten commandments have all been reduced to tweets.'
Digital Marketing Enthusiast Prints Collection
Digital Marketing Enthusiast Mugs
Explore our collection of digital marketing mugs and find the perfect thing to brighten their morning routine.
Digital Marketing Enthusiast Pillows
Check out our digital marketing pillows for cozy decor that celebrates their love for online marketing and creativity.
Digital Marketing Enthusiast T-Shirts
Browse our digital marketing t-shirts for a fun, stylish way to wear their passion and stand out in any crowd.