Digital Legacy Strategist Pillows

Sure, your finances are in order should you die, but what about your Facebook, Twitter and Snapchat accounts?

"I can always tell when Philip is working on family finances. A 'cursor' appears on both sides of the computer screen."

Obsession with the Internet.

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

"You are still here."

'You keep outliving your old-age retirement savings!'

Gardener's Calendar: Try to put the other things back...

"Get used to verifications. In the court of the internet, you are presumed a robot until proven otherwise."

"Hack back with all you've got!"

"Some fine day, my son, all this will be yours."

Folding Container.

"I'm recommending more video games. I'm worried about his hand eye coordination."

"Tell me when it's all cyber warfare, and I'll enlist!"

After paying the IT consultants we didn't have enough left for proper laptops!

"According to our eye tracking studies,either nobody is looking at the content on our site, or all the participants have lazy eye."

"Hi, I designed this Sim Game and I'm checking on staff morale."

'As you know, your father liked the sport of Boxing...'

"Surely, checking the baby monitor doesn't count toward your screen time."

'Now that we're an E-business, maybe we should buy a computer.'

Modern Warfare

"One fine day my son, this will all be yours!"

"Do we want a four terabyte SSD with our new computer? We'll need to discuss it." "Do we?" "You'll need at least five terabytes, Mom."

'You don't have to embrace social media for your business, but you should at least shake hands with it.'

'No partnership, but you can be on my Twitter list.'

'I prefer old fashion email messages. I can always deny I ever got them.'

"One day Son all this will be yours."

"I reviewed your Social Media Strategy. I don't follow it, I don't heart it and I want you to #tryharder!"

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