Digital Legacy Strategist Pillows

Sure, your finances are in order should you die, but what about your Facebook, Twitter and Snapchat accounts?

"I can always tell when Philip is working on family finances. A 'cursor' appears on both sides of the computer screen."

Obsession with the Internet.

Eldrow

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

"You are still here."

'You keep outliving your old-age retirement savings!'

'Jeff is a tackle on his online college football team.'

Gardener's Calendar: Try to put the other things back...

"Get used to verifications. In the court of the internet, you are presumed a robot until proven otherwise."

"Hack back with all you've got!"

"There's no money in your uncle's will. You are, however, directed to maintain his 5 cats and Facebook account."

"Some fine day, my son, all this will be yours."

Folding Container.

"I'm recommending more video games. I'm worried about his hand eye coordination."

"Tell me when it's all cyber warfare, and I'll enlist!"

After paying the IT consultants we didn't have enough left for proper laptops!

"According to our eye tracking studies,either nobody is looking at the content on our site, or all the participants have lazy eye."

'As you know, your father liked the sport of Boxing...'

"Harold died happy knowing he gained a certain immortality through social media."

"Hi, I designed this Sim Game and I'm checking on staff morale."

'Crowd Source'

"Surely, checking the baby monitor doesn't count toward your screen time."

'Now that we're an E-business, maybe we should buy a computer.'

'You don't have to embrace social media for your business, but you should at least shake hands with it.'

'Our latest business analysis best practices came from the Twitosphere, via the blogoshphere, just south of the webosphere.'

'No partnership, but you can be on my Twitter list.'

"Do we want a four terabyte SSD with our new computer? We'll need to discuss it." "Do we?" "You'll need at least five terabytes, Mom."

Modern Warfare

'I prefer old fashion email messages. I can always deny I ever got them.'

"One fine day my son, this will all be yours!"

"One day Son all this will be yours."

"Without a Facebook presence there's no evidence that you ever existed."

'I'm making sure my self-inflated Wikipedia entry corresponds to my self-inflated Facebook profile.'

"I reviewed your Social Media Strategy. I don't follow it, I don't heart it and I want you to #tryharder!"