Digital Legacy Planner Pillows

"Some day, son, all this will be yours. ... Actually, you know what? You can have it now."

"Some fine day, my son, all this will be yours."

"He intends to die with dignity, he desires a modest funeral, and he's determined to prevent the buzzards from getting any part of the estate."

'One day, after they unfreeze my DNA, this will all be mine again.'

"Obama planted it."

'Someday, Son, all of this will be yo....!'

"You don't have to worry about using up your minutes."

'As you know, your father liked the sport of Boxing...'

'For those with particularly ungrateful children,the inheritance tax can be a comfort.'

"It's up to you to keep the dream alive."

The only time you are actually too old to follow your dreams.

'Excluding our little granddaughter who called me 'orrible old smellypops!'

'And finally, I would like to be buried with an elephant bone...Just to confuse future archaeologists.'

"My kids may hate me, but my great-great-grandkids are going to love me."

'So much for Plan B!'

"One fine day my son, this will all be yours!"

'I want an iron clad will that won't allow them to get a dime until I'm cremated and ashes are sprinkled on wall street.'

'Some day son, this will all be yours...unless I get soft and leave it to charity.'

"Nobody knows your dead on the Internet."

"His last words were 'tag, you're it.'"

"I'll read the will."

'Alas poor Website, I vaguely remember what you were going on about...'

'Just you wait till you have a Prince of Wales of your own!'

"I remember a time before the internet... when we had to pay for our disinformation."

Early Social Networking Sites.

'I've got this great electronic calendar. It synchronises my mobile, my desktop, and my laptop.'

'It was like a mother to me.'

No Backup System.