Digital Legacy Builder Pillows

"Some fine day, my son, all this will be yours."

Michael Jackson

"It was a mom-and-pop, but we inherited it."

'Never underestimate the value of pipe-dreams, my son.'

"Someday this will all be yours...assuming that someday you'll have enough to buy it from me."

"There's no money in your uncle's will. You are, however, directed to maintain his 5 cats and Facebook account."

"They're going to be tough shoes to fill."

"New money, Bobby, is old money that got away."

Today's alpha-lesson is "Keep a journal." The average person lets life pass them by. The events of their lives fade into nothingness. An alpha knows that long after they're gone, their thoughts and experiences will be of great interest to historians. That's not an original thought. I read it in the papyrus Randus Maximus XIV left in a safe deposit box after he helped conquer Judea.

'Someday, Son, all this will be your ex-wife's.'

"He intends to die with dignity, he desires a modest funeral, and he's determined to prevent the buzzards from getting any part of the estate."

"While you were out for lunch, History passed by and Fame came knocking."

Made It! Without getting one tattoo.

'One day, after they unfreeze my DNA, this will all be mine again.'

'Someday, Son, all of this will be yo....!'

'This is really going to tarnish his legacy, Al.'

"Sorry, Dad."

'As you know, your father liked the sport of Boxing...'

"Harold died happy knowing he gained a certain immortality through social media."

Psychiatry. My dad doesn't appreciate how hard it is to follow in his footsteps

How Presidential Eulogies Influence Future Funerals

'For those with particularly ungrateful children,the inheritance tax can be a comfort.'

"One day son, all this will probably belong to some little floozy you'll marry."

"A lot of blood, sweat and tears went into making this company what it is today! My father worked hard for what I've got."

He's back from retirement as a consultant.

"It's up to you to keep the dream alive."

'A role model? Yes, I suppose he was. Everywhere he went, people would say 'That's Bill Fenton... You don't want to be that guy!''

'Look around Dad. This was once all yours...'

'Look around, son...Some day all of this, minus my huge golden parachute, will be yours.'

'Excluding our little granddaughter who called me 'orrible old smellypops!'

The only time you are actually too old to follow your dreams.

"Your predecessor worked here for a very long time, so before you take over his office we're sending in an archaeologist to check it out."

'And finally, I would like to be buried with an elephant bone...Just to confuse future archaeologists.'

"I'm sorry son, but one day all this will be yours."

RIP Salvador Dali 1904-1989