Digital Legacy Builder Gifts

"Some fine day, my son, all this will be yours."

"It was a mom-and-pop, but we inherited it."

'Never underestimate the value of pipe-dreams, my son.'

"Someday this will all be yours...assuming that someday you'll have enough to buy it from me."

"They're going to be tough shoes to fill."

"New money, Bobby, is old money that got away."

'Someday, Son, all this will be your ex-wife's.'

"He intends to die with dignity, he desires a modest funeral, and he's determined to prevent the buzzards from getting any part of the estate."

"While you were out for lunch, History passed by and Fame came knocking."

'Someday, Son, all of this will be yo....!'

"Sorry, Dad."

'One day, after they unfreeze my DNA, this will all be mine again.'

Made It! Without getting one tattoo.

'As you know, your father liked the sport of Boxing...'

'For those with particularly ungrateful children,the inheritance tax can be a comfort.'

"One day son, all this will probably belong to some little floozy you'll marry."

"A lot of blood, sweat and tears went into making this company what it is today! My father worked hard for what I've got."

He's back from retirement as a consultant.

"It's up to you to keep the dream alive."

'Look around Dad. This was once all yours...'

The only time you are actually too old to follow your dreams.

'Excluding our little granddaughter who called me 'orrible old smellypops!'

'Look around, son...Some day all of this, minus my huge golden parachute, will be yours.'

"Your predecessor worked here for a very long time, so before you take over his office we're sending in an archaeologist to check it out."

'A role model? Yes, I suppose he was. Everywhere he went, people would say 'That's Bill Fenton... You don't want to be that guy!''

'And finally, I would like to be buried with an elephant bone...Just to confuse future archaeologists.'

"I'm sorry son, but one day all this will be yours."

'Someday, son, all this will be yours...batteries not included.'

RIP Salvador Dali 1904-1989