Digital Legacy Gifts

"But I just joined Facebook!"

"Nobody knows your dead on the Internet."

"Harold died happy knowing he gained a certain immortality through social media."

"My email is down... talk to me."

Online form - Submit.

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

Fenton G. Gonklemeyer, Computer Scientist - Booted Up 1928 and Crashed 2009.

"I'll never forget you."

"There's no money in your uncle's will. You are, however, directed to maintain his 5 cats and Facebook account."

"Some fine day, my son, all this will be yours."

"New money, Bobby, is old money that got away."

'Someday, Son, all this will be your ex-wife's.'

A family reunion that warms them to their very core.

Made It! Without getting one tattoo.

'This is really going to tarnish his legacy, Al.'

Error: Out of memory.

Psychiatry. My dad doesn't appreciate how hard it is to follow in his footsteps

"One day son, all this will probably belong to some little floozy you'll marry."

"These EHR formats are an indecipherable headache to try and wade through. I miss the old days when the doctor's writing was all we had to figure out."

'A role model? Yes, I suppose he was. Everywhere he went, people would say 'That's Bill Fenton... You don't want to be that guy!''

'Look around Dad. This was once all yours...'

"Sure, e-mail is faster . . . but I miss biting the mailman!"

'Do you have a spot close to Bob Hope?'

"At least now when mom and dad fight it's quieter."

'I'm very proud of what he achieved during his life.'

"One fine day my son, this will all be yours!"

RIP Salvador Dali 1904-1989

Touch screen for bio.

"Oh, come on, you must want to be remembered for something!"

"Without a Facebook presence there's no evidence that you ever existed."

'I'm making sure my self-inflated Wikipedia entry corresponds to my self-inflated Facebook profile.'

"Polishing my mouse just doesn't have the same calming effect as sharpening my pencil."

Death Online

"Buffering... buffering... buffering..."

"Kids, could you do Mommy a huge favor and go really far away from me? Thanks."