Digital Legacy Pillows

"But I just joined Facebook!"

"Nobody knows your dead on the Internet."

"My email is down... talk to me."

Online form - Submit.

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

Fenton G. Gonklemeyer, Computer Scientist - Booted Up 1928 and Crashed 2009.

"I'll never forget you."

"Some fine day, my son, all this will be yours."

"New money, Bobby, is old money that got away."

'Someday, Son, all this will be your ex-wife's.'

A family reunion that warms them to their very core.

Made It! Without getting one tattoo.

Error: Out of memory.

"One day son, all this will probably belong to some little floozy you'll marry."

"These EHR formats are an indecipherable headache to try and wade through. I miss the old days when the doctor's writing was all we had to figure out."

'A role model? Yes, I suppose he was. Everywhere he went, people would say 'That's Bill Fenton... You don't want to be that guy!''

"Sure, e-mail is faster . . . but I miss biting the mailman!"

'Look around Dad. This was once all yours...'

"Oh, come on, you must want to be remembered for something!"

RIP Salvador Dali 1904-1989

'I'm very proud of what he achieved during his life.'

'Do you have a spot close to Bob Hope?'

"One fine day my son, this will all be yours!"

"At least now when mom and dad fight it's quieter."

"Polishing my mouse just doesn't have the same calming effect as sharpening my pencil."

"I stole a smart car- it texted the police and picked me out in an identity parade."

"Buffering... buffering... buffering..."

"Kids, could you do Mommy a huge favor and go really far away from me? Thanks."

"What's up? Never heard of e-snail before?"

Grizzly has updated his status: 'I'm back from hibernation, who wants to meet me for a quick snack?'