Digital Legacy Ponderer Pillows

HENRY VOSSER - ALMOST 2000 LIKES - REST IN PEACE (1987-2021)

"What's an imagination? It was something kids used to enjoy before they invented video games."

'As you know, some of us can't keep up with the pace of new technology.'

"My father was a Brexit negotiator and his father before him..."

"Some fine day, my son, all this will be yours."

"If you prayed to Google instead of God, you might get a constructive response."

Progress?

'It's a book, Sweetie - it doesn't have any ram!'

'I've got a highspeed connection and I get spam... therefore I am!'

After the summer holidays

"... and finally, to my children I leave the four mosquitos and the horsefly in the top left corner."

"Gramps, you were alive before everyone knew what you were doing on social media... What was that called?" "Bliss!"

"When I was a kid there was no internet. If you wanted to bully someone, you had to do it to their face."

CREEPY AF AI

"The selfie of Dorian Gray"

"I burden you with the national debt, you burden your kids with it, and so on. . ."

Horatio T. Osborn, born 1787, died 1852, greatness thrust upon him 1825.

What's 'Bitcoin'?

'It seems like a good invention now, but someday there'll be millions of these things, all crashing into each other.'

Made It! Without getting one tattoo.

Clement Attlee

'Every time you eat lotus, an hour later you forget.'

'Bad news I'm afraid...You've got the worst inheritence for a generation.'

"My brother sent me a text which is pretty amazing because he hates technology and he's dead."

'You rejected my great grandfather and my father. I demand you recuse yourself!'

"Hell, as Jean-Paul Sartre once said, is other peoples' inheritance tracks."

"Isn't this outdated because there are script fonts now?"

"One fine day my son, this will all be yours!"

"Awesome! I hope you don't mind me re-tweeting this sicko stuff."

"The first adult decision he's had to make is choosing between driving and texting.