Legacy Ponderer Pillows

"My father was a Brexit negotiator and his father before him..."

National debt hits new high: 'Some day son, all this will be yours.'

"To my son, Timothy, I leave my inherited genetic heart disorders."

'Look, I'm just Ludwig XVII! - I'm not responsible for what those other sixteen Ludwigs did!'

Clement Attlee

'It shouldn't take long to wnd up your Aunt's estate. She only left you an alarm clock.'

"Charlie always said nobody would remember him when he was gone!"

"I like to think that, in my own little way, I played a significant role in the overall advancement of human folly!"

"Fame eluded him, but he still has his Facebook page."

Inheritance

Barack Obama

'Let Reagan be Reagan.'

'Being of sound mind...I spent all my money on booze and broads.'

'Let Reagan be Reagan.'

'If the old fool hadn't founded this lousy company we wouldn't be working here now!'

Horatio T. Osborn, born 1787, died 1852, greatness thrust upon him 1825.

"Someday, son, this will all be dust, swept from the earth by disaster...."

'Bad news I'm afraid...You've got the worst inheritence for a generation.'

In memory of Arnie Fostick....whoever he was.

"... and finally, to my children I leave the four mosquitos and the horsefly in the top left corner."

"That's our founder. He was a visionary, a driving force, a born leader and an all round son of a b***h."

Historical memory is on life support.

'I'm not sure what I want out of life, but I want a lot of it.'

'I think I'm getting somewhere. On the way over I stopped to smell the flowers.'

The meaning of life is to avoid falling rocks

"Death coach..."

"Good old Frank. He was always thinking of others."

'Egad! It's the ghosts of sanity past!'

RIP William Shakespeare: To be or not to be...

"I think you're suffering from nostalgia, Mr. Prentice."

"What's with kids nowadays? Walking upright's not good enough for you?"

Baxter finally gets a life

"Sure, but what have you invented lately?"

"I'm having trouble with my long-term memory -- I can't remember my earlier reincarnations."

"Last time I saw you, you were just a baby."