Longevity Ponderer Pillows

"Yes, even with all the progress they're making in geriatrics, marriage is still 'til death do you part."

"Hello - I'm from the future..."

'I'm not sure what I want out of life, but I want a lot of it.'

'I've used up all my eligibilities'

'I think I'm getting somewhere. On the way over I stopped to smell the flowers.'

"Death coach..."

The meaning of life is to avoid falling rocks

"My father was a Brexit negotiator and his father before him..."

"As we're here for eternity, I expected at least a television."

NOT COVID-RELATED tombstone

'When 900 years you reach, retire, you will not.'

Baxter finally gets a life

"... and finally, to my children I leave the four mosquitos and the horsefly in the top left corner."

Wally dozes off in the middle of his mid-life crisis.

"I'm having trouble with my long-term memory -- I can't remember my earlier reincarnations."

"In a former life, I was exactly the same."

"Last time I saw you, you were just a baby."

"I just don't know what to do with myself in that long stretch after college but before social security."

'I tell ya Frank, if we find one of these babies big enough, we could live forever!'

Door sign states: Reincarnation studies Come again ... and again.

Horatio T. Osborn, born 1787, died 1852, greatness thrust upon him 1825.

The big life questions that really get us thinking.

"You know, Mother, they say dead is the new 80."

'I've turned another corner in my life.' 'One more corner and you'll be back where you started.'

"I don't get this whole age thing...I waited all year to turn nine, but now I don't feel any older!"

Made It! Without getting one tattoo.

"I burden you with the national debt, you burden your kids with it, and so on. . ."

What you want in life is sometimes out of reach.

'Hello, my name is Death'

"See, the problem with doing things to prolong your life is that all the extra years come at the end, when you're old."

'You know the rules, Mr Dotterill - you're only allowed one visitor at a time.'

Clement Attlee

'The meaning of life? 'Life' boils down into three categories...you are born...you live awhile....you then die.'