Legacy Contemplator Pillows

"Son when I'm gone, all this will be yours!"

'Okay, you may have had a state funeral, but who's got the easy chair?'

"My legacy? I've consistently avoided being labelled as 'compassionate' anything."

"... And why can't I take it with me?"

'Your Grandpa achieved greatness, he thrust greatness upon me, and then you were born great!'

'That's true son..Money can't buy happiness. But it makes being unhappy a little easier to live with.'

"Good old Frank. He was always thinking of others."

"I'm 59 and they say I'm middle aged. Just how many people do you know who are 118?"

Professional woman in pub

"Whenever it comes, Glenda, my death will be untimely."

"My father was a Brexit negotiator and his father before him..."

"New money, Bobby, is old money that got away."

'Someday, Son, all this will be your ex-wife's.'

"Helen, is it just the accountant in me, or am I sensing a tone of wistful melancholy and a bittersweet acceptance of the unfathomable mysteries of corporate life in those numbers?"

"I let go of all my earthly attachments, but there's one I can't seem to shake."

'You still can't take it with you, but we now offer cloud storage for intellectual properties.'

'Someday, son...all this will be Mine.'

"... and finally, to my children I leave the four mosquitos and the horsefly in the top left corner."

'One day, this will all be your fault.'

Family Money - "I've been working on your family tree!"

Caterpillar Paranoia

Little Known Historical Fact: After regaining consciousness at the last minute, Davey Crockett's coonskin cap went on to become the Alamo's only survivor.

Made It! Without getting one tattoo.

'He says he too would be grinning were he to be adored all over the world.'

"Good night, Al. We still haven't found it."

Horatio T. Osborn, born 1787, died 1852, greatness thrust upon him 1825.

"He had it commissioned just before he died."

"I burden you with the national debt, you burden your kids with it, and so on. . ."

'Your uncle had a very unusual will.'

'Mike, all I'm saying is, 'Fred' is fine, but 'David' has a nicer ring to it!'

Clement Attlee

'You don't want to go to hell, J.B. In hell, the market is always down.'

'I'm the father of our country.' 'Big Deal.' 'Yawn.' 'I'm the father of Anna Nicole Smith's baby.'

'...You have some pretty big shoes to fill.'

"Son, this is the key to success - it opens the room where we keep the money."