Legacy Appreciator Pillows

"Good night, Al. We still haven't found it."

'I'm very proud of what he achieved during his life.'

'He helps keep me focused on what matters most.'

"Oh no! Set decorator and special effects wizard Emilio Ruiz del Rio, who worked on 'Dr. Zhivago,' 'Lawrence of Arabia' and 'Pan's Labyrinth' has died!"

Chadwick Boseman

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

'I'm just not as ambidextrous as I used to be.'

Long before the GPS, traveling humans found their way around by using an Atlas.

"You never told me your dad was so delightfully old-fashioned."

Snapshots in Time

Scot holding a heart.

"The keep saying unrestored and what a nice PATINA, Ted. A better-sounding word for old tarnished stuff would be SCRINCH or SKRITCH, don't you think, eh, Ted?"

"Don't you sometimes worry that if they do give us our stuff back we'll lose some of the sense of grievance that's so crucial to our cultural identity?"

"Your antique gold watch didn't float."

"Some day, son, all these aches and pains will be yours."

'I don't remember ever having a good memory.'

'Whoever wants my job must lift the sword from the stone.'

The Stat-ewe of Liberty.

Baby car seat for a Native American.

Future Candidates For "Colorization"

You've Got Mail

Mt. Tushmore

How Staring Contests Change

"There's trouble, boys. Let's pants up and move out!"

In the Year 2525

"I knew you was mad when you tried to sell me to them "American Pickers" fellers."

"Look, you asked me what my favorite book was and it just happens to be A Farewell to Arms."

"It's a student you taught 20 years ago asking if you'd loan him bail money!"

"I'd better get a hit country song out of growing up this way."

'Forget it, Sister, Jessica -- Notre Dame doesn't need cheerleaders!'

"Careful now. It's fragile."

'Hey, we're in style!'

"When I was your age, a crackpot carried a 'The End Is Near' sign. He didn't tweet it."

Dog following it's master out of a windows.

"The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog." - Ambrose Bierce